He sipped his drink before it was cool
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Who are these iron-mouthed warriors
Awwwwwww. Look at them pretty flowers.
I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.
A: A river.
Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.
Because they get jalapeo business.
Why can't they just say Six
we're walking four abreast."
He cured them.
In the calf-ateria.
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5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.
Tarbucks.
They look at your feet instead of theirs.
They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.