He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)
Because they can't stop saving their work.
Someone who works in a mint.
She goes to the bathroom.
Rover Flows Out Of You.
I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.
A ball-point gorilla!
