Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

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Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

What can save a dying blonde?

A: Hair transplants.

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Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

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What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

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Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

Who's the chief of the internet?

E-ronimo!

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What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.