Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

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Save Jokes More Save Jokes

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What's the difference between a tumblrite and a coprolite?

Their age.

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet?

The second page of a youtube search.

Goalkeeper Jokes More Goalkeeper Jokes

What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.