What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

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What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

Why Do Black People Run Fast?

Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.

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How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.