Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

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Why do Irishmen grow mustaches?

So they look like their mothers

Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

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Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

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Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.