Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

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What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty