Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

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Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

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Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.