Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

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Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

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Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

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Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.

How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.