Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
You can write on both of them with a No. 2
I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.
Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .
Nick McGuinness.
No potatoes.
Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.
Because one more bean would be too farty.
Because one more, and it would be too-farty.
Because any more would be too farty.
Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."