Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

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Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1

How do you throw a party in space?

You planet

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Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

Why does snoop dog need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle....

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What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.