What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

What jumps up and down in front of a car ?

Froglights !

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ?

Ammon old hand at picking locks !

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

Why is the door knob?

Because the key. (ok, i will show myself out)

Hanger Jokes More Hanger Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.