What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Hanger Jokes More Hanger Jokes

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.