Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.

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Why do blondes have more fun?

They're easier to find in the dark.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

A: Proofreading.

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Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

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What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even..."

What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

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How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

What is the key to being a successful and lucrative locksmith?

There isn't one.