Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

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What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

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How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine?

Just Juan and Emmanuel.

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

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Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.