Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

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What is Mexico's favorite sport?

Cross-country

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

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What do you call a Mexican Gummy Bear?

Delici**OSO**!

What do you call a Mexican skeleton's favorite drug?

Marrow-Juan-a.

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What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

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Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

What jumps up and down in front of a car ?

Froglights !