Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Medal Jokes More Medal Jokes

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.