Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

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What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest?

Atrophy.

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

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What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Medal Jokes More Medal Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.