Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as a choir boy!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Why was christopher never in the same place?

Because he's always Walken

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

Model Jokes More Model Jokes

What's the wisest kind of modeling putty?

Play-toh.

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.