Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's black and blue and red all over?

The dress

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How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

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What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

It's Gonna Be Pee"

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Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.