Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

How to tell if someone has Rhotacism?

Ask them to pronounce it.

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What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"