Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

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What do you call someone who tells too many lame dinosaur jokes?

I dino-bore! . I'm sorry.

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

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Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!