What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!