Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

What's his name?

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Model Jokes More Model Jokes

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

What's the wisest kind of modeling putty?

Play-toh.