Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

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Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

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Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

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Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?

The second one !

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.