Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

Second Hand Shop Jokes More Second Hand Shop Jokes

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

Shopping Centre Jokes More Shopping Centre Jokes

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe