Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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Why did a man bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house..... I'll see myself out.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

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What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

What do you call it when you build a second portal on minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

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What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe