Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why black people can't be seen in black and white movies?

Becuase they're working in the mine.

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ?

Cereal pleasure to meet you !

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What is a relationship?

It's the one that always sinks....

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad