Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

Who doesn't?

There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.