Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

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Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?

Because it was a mail dominated industry

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Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

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Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft