What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

What is hard to get from Straight men?

Straight answers about relationships.