What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

What's the difference between a collection and an addiction?

I don't have an alcohol collection.

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.