What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.