Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

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How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

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From a distance they look like hares!

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Tommy Hilfigeritout

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

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Because they always wish for the green card

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They steal the green cards.

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Because they wore them before it was cool.

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

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