How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

He ate a 10 year old wiener.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

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Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

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How can you be so sure?

I was 10 years old yesterday.

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)

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Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.