What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

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How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

What's the russian royalty's favorite type of fish?

Czar-dines!

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What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

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Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

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Where does an Afghan boy go during a drone strike?

Everywhere.

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

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What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.