He ate a 5 year old weiner
When Eight ate eight
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"
A pedometer
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)
They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack
They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.
He ate Rameet!
Because NE-coli.
