Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

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What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

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What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!