What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

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Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

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Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

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Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school !