What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

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Who's there ! Bison ! Bison who ?

Bison girl scout cookies !

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

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What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

By son.

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What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.