Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

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Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

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What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

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When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

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What's Piccolo's preferred type of car?

DODGE!!!

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.