Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

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How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

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How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

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Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days