Why did the Tinman not go to the ball?

His heart wasn't in it.

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What did Cindarella say when she got to the ball?

Gluk gluk gluk (say it out loud)

What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

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What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."