Why did the Tinman not go to the ball?

His heart wasn't in it.

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Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls

Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

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Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal