Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

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Cri-me-a river!"

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What country is the most fragile?

China!

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A Chinese take away !

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One steppe at a time.

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A condescending Khan descending.