Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common?

They both got famous for getting a black man off.

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.