Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

Tie food

When can you store food in a door?

When it's ajar.