When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

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What did the Hispanic chef say when he went down on his girlfriend?

Umami!"

How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?

Your's is possessive

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Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

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Because their balls would show.

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What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

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She pulled her pants up.

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When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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Bo nose

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Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

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So he can kick out at 2.

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What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

very little

What is 34.5?

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When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice