Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

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What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

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What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!