What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

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What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.