Thank you for your patients.
he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."
You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
He had carpool tunnel
Two Wongs don't make a white
The doctor said it was all in her head
