What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

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Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks !" Doctor: "Nine."

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How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."