Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

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Whats the difference between Batman and a Blackman?

Batman can go into a store without robin....

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

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Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

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Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

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What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."

How amphetamine addiction is called?

Need for Speed.

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What's the best thing about North Korea?

The traffic.

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.