Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

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Whats a statisticians favourite S Club 7 song?

Reach For The **Stats**.

Whats common between the world trade centres and genders?

There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.

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How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

What do you call a drug-addicted duck?

A quackhead.

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What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!"

How amphetamine addiction is called?

Need for Speed.

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What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds?

There's 20 of them

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.