How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

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When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

How do you know when a blond is having a bad day?

Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

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What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

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How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack