How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

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What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

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What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

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How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

Blind Skydiver Jokes More Blind Skydiver Jokes

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack