Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

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What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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Why did Bruce Jenner go back to college?

So he could spend a semester a broad.

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.