What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time