What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

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Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

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What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

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Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!