Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

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What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

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What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

What about a nice cream pie?

She asked. "Except that." I replied.

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What's the worst thing about ancient history class?

The teachers tend to Babylon.

What is the difference between a teacher and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four...

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Why Mathematics make you a Terrorist?

Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.

What do you call the history of a car?

An autobiography.