Why didn't the egg break?

Because it was wearing underwear.

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Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why do they make the underwear so fancy?

No one is ever going to see it anyway. Me: Uh huh.