Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What do Will and Jaden Smith like about today?

It's After Earth Day.

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Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

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Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

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How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies