Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

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What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

What do you call electricity still flowing today?

Current.

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What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

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How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

What does the janitor keep in the closet?

SUPPLIES!