Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's a ghost's favorite type of car?

A Booghati

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

the outlet

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What did the tire say to the tire?

A: I'm tired!

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!