Because cars don't wear clothes.
With parts unknown.
me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
With your clothes off
A pirate ship thailing clothe to an itheberg
A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.
To prevent them from whistling.
It was missing a tire.
Tires need changing too you know!