How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

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Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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What is a neckbeard's favorite type of wood?

m'hogany

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

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What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service.

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

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Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

What gets louder as it gets smaller?

A baby in a trash compactor.