Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

Dunk Jokes More Dunk Jokes

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

Reporter Jokes More Reporter Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...