Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

Dunk Jokes More Dunk Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

Reporter Jokes More Reporter Jokes

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.