Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

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If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

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Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.