Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

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Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

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What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!

How do they dance in Arabia?

Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).