An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.
Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*
Because he's always standing by The Edge.
Jock the stripper.
So that they can hear each other over their clothes
Because they can't tell afib
So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?
Because they lost their solemate
With two knotzies.
Because techies respawns
