Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

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Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

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What do you call a skeleton who just had anesthesia?

A numbskull

Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

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What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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Why are Native American strippers the best?

When they dance they make it rain.

Why are Native Americans the most successfull strippers?

Because when they dance, they make it rain.