Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

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How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

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How do you know if an introvert likes you?

He looks at your shoes instead of his

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Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

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Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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How do they dance in Arabia?

Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).

Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.