Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

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What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

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How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day"

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What do you call an Atheist at a Christian fancy dress party?

A cross-dresser.

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.