Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.

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What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

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Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

How does a skeleton solve a problem?

With the bare-bones approach.